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I’m a Chef – Feed Your Ass, Not Kiss It T-Shirt
$34.99
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Description:
For the real ones in the kitchen.
This one’s for the chefs who don’t mince words—or garlic. The “Feed Your Ass, Not Kiss It” tee is a bold, hilarious truth bomb for culinary pros, line cooks, and grill kings who know that great food doesn’t need sugar-coating — unless it’s caramelized.
Made with ultra-soft Bella+Canvas Triblend, this unisex tee delivers comfort, confidence, and unapologetic flavor in every thread.
Highlights:
🍳 Statement Typography – “I’m a Chef. I’m here to feed your ass, not kiss it.”
🧑🍳 Graphic Icon – Includes chef hat + utensil silhouette
👕 Bella+Canvas Triblend – Lightweight, soft, breathable
🖨️ DTF Printed – Crisp, bold, and built to last
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron directly on design
Delivery
We currently offer shipping within the United States. All orders are processed and shipped within 1–2 business days. Once dispatched, orders typically arrive within 5-7 business days.
Care Guide
To keep your shirt looking fresh and bold, wash it inside out with cold water and similar colors. Tumble dry on low or hang to dry for best results. Avoid ironing directly on the design or using bleach.
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